James and the Giant Peach$

Jump drives

This is a big, loud, purple truck. A woman drives it and she is very proud. The license plate reads “1 DYKE” , unfortunatley she spent 13mins and 46 attempts of curb ramming to park her “girlfriends truck.” FYI, I’m sitting in my car at the Fort Lauderdale County Courthouse, where only the finest people gather for lunch and tea.

And…When we did.

When we should have shot….

Breakfast mulch!

New wheels… 18lbs lighter each! = + hp.

Jimity crickets

Don’t cry, if you drop it in the store, home depoit cleans it up and you pay nothing!

Nice